Smilence 笑而不语
vi. When you are expecting some answers from your Chinese audience, you may just get a mysterious smile and their silence only.
动词 当你期望从中国听众那里获得一些回答的时候，你只得到了神秘的微笑和他们的沉默。
n. the facial expression with smile while keeping ones mouth shut.
名词 笑而不语的表情
ie. Once asked about what happened after July, 5th, 2009 in Xinjiang, the western province of China, many Uygurs smilenced.
例句：当被问及新疆七·五事件之后发生了什么，许多维族人笑而不语。
Democrazy 民主妄想
n. Democrazy is an illusional system of government in which people choose their rulers by voting for them in elections, which only exists in few Chinese imagination.
名词 极少数中国人所想象的由人民通过投票来选择领导者的一种妄想中的制度。
ie. In the mysterious land like China, the cure for democrazy, a dangerous sickness can be found in mental-illness hospitals or prisons.
例句：在中国这片神奇的土地上，要治疗民主妄想这种危险疾病的方法就是进精神病医院或监狱。
Togayther 终成眷属
adverb:be with each other no matter what
无论怎样在一起
ie. They met each other in a Chinese university campus; they have been togayther finally after graduation and going abroad.
例句：他们在一所中国的大学校园里相遇，他们终于在毕业出国后终成眷属。
男人一生要学的学科知识：
谈恋爱：文学（选修诗歌）。
订婚：数学、会计学。
新婚：性学、旅游管理（辅修厨师班和家电维修班）。
妻子怀孕：临床护理学、家政学。
初为人父：学前教育学。
外遇：情报学。
离婚：审计学、资产估价、法学。